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[00:11.42]If they made a movie bout you and me
[00:15.48]It would go straight to dvd
[00:20.61]Though the music's good
[00:22.53]But the acting's not
[00:24.66]There ain't no dialogue
[00:27.03]And there ain't no plot
[00:35.70]If they made a film about me and you
[00:39.82]It would never get a good review
[00:45.20]You act so smooth in the steamy scenes
[00:49.20]But there ain't no fire
[00:51.60]You don't know what it means
[00:55.85]The movie of you and me
[00:58.95]Would go straight to dvd
[01:03.40]The story of you and me
[01:06.43]Would go straight to dvd
[01:17.39]Would it be a movie bout love or war
[01:21.44]We don't even know what we're fighting for
[01:26.61]It was sometimes good and sometimes great
[01:30.81]But mostly now it's like a boring date
[01:37.42]The movie of you and me
[01:40.50]Would go straight to dvd
[01:44.96]The story of you and me
[01:48.02]Would go straight to dvd
[01:52.72]Now there are no surprises
[01:56.00]The temperature rarely rises
[02:00.26]Maybe we're just pretending
[02:03.86]There'll be a happy ending
[02:08.49]If they made a movie bout you and me
[02:12.43]It would go straight to dvd
[02:17.81]Though the music's good
[02:19.73]But the acting's not
[02:21.82]There ain't no dialogue
[02:24.22]And there ain't no plot
[02:28.40]The movie of you and me
[02:31.49]Would go straight to dvd
[02:35.98]The story of you and me
[02:38.85]Would go straight to dvd
[02:43.30]The movie of you and me
[02:46.64]Would go straight to dvd
[02:50.28]From the single 'if you were a sailboat'